Tumblr-controversial rant ahead.

People need to fucking stop making up terms of orientation that refer to things you cannot fucking tell without asking.  No, I’m sorry, you are not sexually attracted only to “women and trans men” unless you are only sexually attracted to people after you ask them what’s in their pants — and in that case you need to get the fuck out because that’s fetishising as fuck.

You might be attracted to people who are androgynous.  You might be attracted to people who have a gender expression that goes against gender norms.  That is not the same thing as being attracted to a trans person.  You may as well fucking say that you’re sexually attracted only to people whose favourite colour is red.

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singingtomysoul:

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sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK.

oh SNAP

I know dude has people to write this shit for him but I feel like he’s probably responsible for at least half of it. Guy’s got wit.

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People really need to stop perpetuating the myth that there is such a thing as an allergen-free food.  There are foods that don’t include the most common allergens, but that’s not the same as allergen-free.  You know how I know?  I’m allergic to fucking coconut.  I can’t eat 99% of “allergen-free” foods because at the moment coconut is the go to substitute for soy and dairy and is often used in gluten-free baking.

wherethebravedwellatheart:

The Sytherin dorms were never what anyone expected. 

wherethebravedwellatheart:

The Sytherin dorms were never what anyone expected. 

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freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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Same way she went to Chilton for three years without making any friends at all (Paris barely counts, given their history).  The girl is anti-social to a ridiculous extent.

Same way she went to Chilton for three years without making any friends at all (Paris barely counts, given their history).  The girl is anti-social to a ridiculous extent.

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